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[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

0000 0000 0000 0001

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

3902 2486 4899 2381 Same as my password

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

According to my shitty calculator it's 2,147,483,647.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I liked this meme until I thought, wouldn’t it be cooler if it were a complex and reversible operation? 3/10 doesn’t deceive enough

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

3016 5321 3145 5758

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

4556 7375 8689 9855

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

3782 822463 1005

For christ sake, if you card numbers get em from here

https://docs.stripe.com/testing

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

why'd you just put a bunch of asterisks

[–] primemagnus 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Mine came out the same? Anyone else get 4019 3455 3009 2020 0913 for their Mastercard??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

No way same, what are your 3 numbers on the back?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same!

What ZIP code and CVV number did you get?

[–] primemagnus 4 points 1 day ago

Jeez, that’s exactly what I was gonna ask you! Wow!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Goddamnit. This is going to be stuck in my head all day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You’ve got a Gen-E card too?!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Am I supposed to do the same for those 3 numbers on the back?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to ChatGPT, the result is 355.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Unexpected security feature

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

1234 567 890

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Haha idiot

Credit card numbers have check digits. You will just get a invalid credit card number

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?

where am i

[–] [email protected] 149 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

42069 048 1516 2342

ERROR: SYSTEM FAILURE 🚨

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lost is one of the shows where it's still trippy and hard to understand for me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, the people who wrote Lost don't understand Lost either.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

1

Wait,I think I messed that up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I understand. It gets confusing when it's all upside down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

4638259687735327 72/56 967

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Oh wait, that's the address for my contract.

Gotta do that roofing contract

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

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