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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Wings? Nah, if I can't fly like Goku I don't want to fly at all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

dunno. inflating like a pufferfish and becoming a dirigible is cool too. i could go for that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for that visual. I never realized the world needed Zeppelin Man.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

As long as you don't become Hindenburg Man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

So like, did you know if you jar farts you can still make blue darts with em

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The genie grants your wish. You inflate via your own flatus. When you land, you have to release a fart big enough to buoyantly lift an entire human body.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Aww he gets me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'm sure you mean grown up DBZ Goku, but I would 100% take a flying nimbus and putter around the skies on my little cloud buddy. Just remember to pack a parachute!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fine. You get superhero-style flight. But just to be a dick, the genie makes it so you can only fly feet first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)