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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Too young to remember all the 90s kids acting like Beavis and Butthead on the bus? Too young to remember hearing people yell beefcake in the hall and being toxic as all fuck because the South Park episode they saw the night before? Did you not have a kid at your school seriously injure themselves doing something on Jackass?

How about get the fuck off my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

This stuff has got to be actual kids self-mythologising rather than adults not remembering how dumb they were as kids, shirley?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

back in my day, our shitheads were cultured shitheads!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

No, I can assure you they were just shitheads. Just a different flavor of shithead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

My mom spent the 90s hating all those things. Dead on.