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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My husband was worried about bringing me to his apartment for the first time when we were dating because it was filled with tarantulas, scorpions, and snakes. Did not bother me in the slightest and I really got into keeping them too. I did put my foot down on centipedes though because fuck that (too fast, too hot).

[–] JoeBigelow 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Don't kink-shame.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

They're like a hundred degrees, centigrade.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

If you ever change your mind, you can just move into my place. Nobody invited the centipedes, yet every spring those creepy bastards find their way in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats scolopenders right. Are there venomous centipedes?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They’ve got toxicognaths to shoot you full of venom with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That dude is way too happy in that video. But that's pretty close to the same pitch my husband gave me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Y’all have vinegaroons? I kept one for a while. They’re amazing to “terrorize” children with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We did have one for a bit. We did a whole arboreal tank set up and even got it to molt twice. They are amazing to watch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oops I was wrong we had a whip scorpion not a vinegroon. Husband just corrected me.