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Caught by wife (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.

Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.