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What's the rest of that sentence?
"Just get over it." ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
And I'd say "in your own house" is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don't share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.
"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
Maker her angry enough that it loops back around to her being calm. 50% of the time, it works every time.
There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
Wait are they serious?
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!
what
Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I'm very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn't.
As long as you're not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don't really get what the issue is.
The height is just so convenient.
I take it you're tall and have a short counter?
Idk, I'm pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don't really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don't even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I'm talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.
I mean you do you but like you might as well not 😅
Eh, I think cleaning my bong makes the sink much dirtier. Which is also why I clean it pretty often. And rarely piss in the sink.
But sometimes.
And to be honest I wouldn't mind a girl pissing there either, just don't see why anyone would bother. I also don't mind pissing in the shower, again, given that you actually don't piss all over the walls and also clean your shower.
But like a bit of well hydrated watery pee is nothing. A foul dark dehydrated after exercise piss is different, that's not as much for the shower or sink. That's for the loo.
that's so real. I'm too short personally 😅
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you're not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
Why turn the water on and wait for it to warm up? Just wash your hands in the already-warm piss stream
Modern problems require modern solutions!
I've been a guest in households who just don't flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn't smell. We're not in an arid climate either.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's red, have fun instead.
I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.
It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.
I wee in to the toilet while I'm brushing my teeth.
I've peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.
Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You're already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you're a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!
I drink my coffee while I brush my teeth in the shower. Brushing right after eating isn't great for your teeth, so you should achieve efficiency by doing them at the same time.
So close to the quadfecta!