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Two cargo ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa to c/[email protected]

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The crews of both ships were marooned.

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[–] Quilotoa 3 points 16 hours ago

Colours be weird. My friend lost an ear in a car accident. He watched them mix the colours for a false ear and was surprised how much blue went into a skin tone.