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The world would be so much better if Trump became pope.
Edit: To clarify, that would of course mean he'd have to resign as US president.
Y’know I think you’re actually right. It would get him out of power in the US.
Would it, tho?
Of course. He can't be both.
Vance killed the last pope so...
Oooooh I see what you doin'