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Object Oriented Programming. She's a factory class.
That's... surprisingly accurate. Every time he sees her, that's a new instance of the abstract Wife in his head, which is different from the previous instance in small, but interesting ways.
For instance,
current_wife.HasFood()returnstrue.So... I can have an abstract wife factory ? Or would it just be schizophrenia
Unlike OP’s mom who is a global variable.
Now I want an "Yo momma is a singleton" t-shirt 😂