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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

There's always the option that they believe he's the antichrist and are just rapture accelerationists

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

They couldn't find their own asses with both hands, a map and a flashlight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I’m not one of those “the world is ending types” but fucking hell, every time I read the updates from that website I have to pause and stop the doom spiral