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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

01111111 = true

11111111 = negative true = false

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

100001111 = maybe not

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

00000001 00000000 00001111 10101010

[–] caseyweederman 1 points 1 week ago

0011 1111 = could you repeat the question

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Schrödingers Boolean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Is this quantum computing? 😜

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What if it's an unsigned boolean?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Cthulhu shows up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Common misconception... Unsigned booleans (ubool) are always 16-bits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Could also store our bools as floats.

00111111100000000000000000000000 is true and 10111111100000000000000000000000 is negative true.

Has the fun twist that true & false is true and true | false is false .

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why do alternative facts always gotta show up uninvited to the party? 🥳

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So all this time true was actually false and false was actually true ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends on if you are on a big endian or little endian architecture.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Come on man, I’m not gonna talk about my endian publicly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

negative true = negative non-zero = non-zero = true.