Wait, I thought we were doing jokes here, not straight up facts?! π
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I had to look that reference up. For anyone else who needs it: https://youtu.be/5jx_nDBwUs0. It's hilarious.:-D
Most especially don't tell his followers what's in The Bible:-).
Be skeptical, testing everything against what you solidly know to be true.
The worker deserves their wages - and crucially, before the sun goes down, not waiting until the following morning (of multiple weeks later bc that's what is most convenient for you).
Be kind, gentle, caring, oh no wait excuse me it says here to yell at someone and ask to see their supervisor, particularly if they are a different ethnicity than you or otherwise different in any way.
Just half? What about the other half then!?
Fake funny maths:
When shit gets real:
No, Data! Not for eating!?
I don't think there will be a next time.
Although at the same time, the entire system of government computers has now been placed under the control of AI, so magas themselves have been replaced now by the Musk, who if he decided to could hold those hostage?
I don't think I've drank enough tonight for that to make sense yet - I better keep going!π
I feel like you get me: this has now become our new normal. Future years will be compared to this one. 2026 will be 2025 part 2 rather than 2020 part 7.
Put another way, America is now "great" again!?
Hello! Now let's go grab a beer... π»
Edit: I missed an opportunity to riff off of the word "beats" to say like "knock yourself" (instead of just "become"). Oh well, next time.:-P
It's missing something... oh right, he's not wearing his klan hat?