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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

It's missing something... oh right, he's not wearing his klan hat?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Wait, I thought we were doing jokes here, not straight up facts?! πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I had to look that reference up. For anyone else who needs it: https://youtu.be/5jx_nDBwUs0. It's hilarious.:-D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Most especially don't tell his followers what's in The Bible:-).

Be skeptical, testing everything against what you solidly know to be true.

The worker deserves their wages - and crucially, before the sun goes down, not waiting until the following morning (of multiple weeks later bc that's what is most convenient for you).

Be kind, gentle, caring, oh no wait excuse me it says here to yell at someone and ask to see their supervisor, particularly if they are a different ethnicity than you or otherwise different in any way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Just half? What about the other half then!?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 12 hours ago

Fake funny maths:

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When shit gets real:

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

No, Data! Not for eating!?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I don't think there will be a next time.

Although at the same time, the entire system of government computers has now been placed under the control of AI, so magas themselves have been replaced now by the Musk, who if he decided to could hold those hostage?

I don't think I've drank enough tonight for that to make sense yet - I better keep going!😜

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

I feel like you get me: this has now become our new normal. Future years will be compared to this one. 2026 will be 2025 part 2 rather than 2020 part 7.

Put another way, America is now "great" again!?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Hello! Now let's go grab a beer... 🍻

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

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Edit: I missed an opportunity to riff off of the word "beats" to say like "knock yourself" (instead of just "become"). Oh well, next time.:-P

 

So... there's that, at least.

 

At least, it makes as much sense as anything else right about now...

 

Setting aside the obvious one of Florida, I would guess Ohio bc (gestures wildly around) it exists.

(I don't mean to suggest that these are necessarily true)

 

(not my OC)

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Rather than put my answers, I will leave space for you to jump in directly with yours:-).

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I'm not talking like 10 of them, just one. Even for historical reasons.

Edit: I suppose you could answer any way you like it, but fwiw I meant like an American flag. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

 

I did not make this - I just saw it and thought it was glorious 🀣

Also O'Brien's reaction seems priceless as well!:-P

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