this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Get a nightlight in the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or just do it in the dark, your toilet is always in the same place...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

While I would never miss the toilet, I just might miss the toilet bowl.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just sit down to pee like a gentleperson.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

clearly a bedpan is the logical solution.