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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon discovers a cheat code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

straight

This is clearly vitally critical to how we're supposed to interpret the rest of the greentext

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Not shitting your pants is gay

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to be gay

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Then I shit your pants

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

My gay conversion therapy service is basically just me breaking into your house and taking dump in your laundry basket.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or that everyone on the platform assumes otherwise.