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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

buy

What is this word?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I miss boxed copies of Linux $50 and you got a thick book with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I remember buying Suse Linux in the box at CompUSA where i lived. I was so excited!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I, too, shoplift my install USB’s. /s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Raw dog PXE boot over the fucking internet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Memorize the kernel, stick your dick in the PCIe slot, I N S T A L L

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

(hard)drive it like you stole it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

You're really missing out if you're not buying Ubuntu Pro.