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[–] [email protected] 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The solution being, for the singular person on Earth who hasn't heard already, "If you were the other guard, which door would you say is the safe one?"

Alternatively, the barbarian in the party just splatters one of the guards in one hit and asks the remaining one, "Which door? You'll go through it first."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Doors tend to be weak to slashing or bludgeon so i keep an axe and hammer in my bag for just such a purpose.

Signed, your local barbarian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I expect your average guard would be weak to slashing or bludgeon too, UST goes to show how wise barbarians are.