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And Lo, The Cat Did Hunger (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

NARRATOR: The master's dog will heed quietly and fast through the night. Battlements of contrarian violence and 2nd dinners are not its game. Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war -- said once Shakespeare. But true, that is not proof mandkind's best friend and men are allies in the end. But ask Shakespeare, or anyone in history, how many cat gut strings strummed the crossbows and trebuchets through the annuls of time. The answer was never 'zero'.