this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

This person's grasp of physics is like halfway there. Like one more module and they'd calm the fuck down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

"A little knowledge" has never been more dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

‘flying for no reason’

‘ignoring gravity’

‘somehow joints don’t break’

Halfway might be overstating it