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A man and a woman are cannibals and loves eating human hearts. One day, as they were doing their photography hobby, they found a plant that looks fresh and they suddenly feel hungry and want to taste the veggie, so they are considering eating their first vegetarian meal for a long time. Unfortunately, the garden is privately owned, and the security team shoot an arrow to the man's heart as he was obsessively looking at and trying to steal the veggies. The woman took the man and then using her new invention, a flying machine to fly to a surgeon to save him. He gets saved. The say a few prayers as the woman touches the man's heart, asking for blessings. They decide try foraging. But its still summer and its very hot, so they're sweating. They find some fruits instead, as they were about to take a bite, they saw a stray cat, so they fed the cat instead. They found the Ring from LOTR and declared themselves King and Queen.
/jk But I like my dumb interpretation of it tho. ๐
I like your interpretation too!