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The three little pigs of course! But you only needed the first 3 emojies :)

This is a story about a Superhero Wolf that can generate winds as powerful as tornados with his breath and knock down the houses of corrupt police officers and turn them into tasty bacon.

Hmm, this does raise the question if these high unicode character are actually emojis?

Is this ~~:.|:;~~?

Really? I haven't watched it in a while, but I don't remember that scene after the legs but before the run.

It took me until ”🤕🍦🎖️" to realize what I was reading.

The big bang theory intro theme song started playing in my head instantly when I saw this, well done.

Oh, ouch! I hope you got treated quickly and without lingering effects.

You went out clubbing, you got drunk, met some guy, had some drink, went to your house or his house, had sex till dawn . The next morning you left. Some time later you had to call for a doctor's appointment because you were feeling sick

FBI open up

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Alternate Ending: Frodo and Sam married happily ever after as Middle-Earth's Co-Tyrants

A terrorist-shark, radicalized by the evil humans who litter at the beach, threw a bomb at the clouds and cause it to precipitate, and it rains non-stop, causing flooding so intense, that it threw the cars into the ocean, therefore saving the Earth from more CO² emissions.

This is my favorite one lol.

A man and a woman are cannibals and loves eating human hearts. One day, as they were doing their photography hobby, they found a plant that looks fresh and they suddenly feel hungry and want to taste the veggie, so they are considering eating their first vegetarian meal for a long time. Unfortunately, the garden is privately owned, and the security team shoot an arrow to the man's heart as he was obsessively looking at and trying to steal the veggies. The woman took the man and then using her new invention, a flying machine to fly to a surgeon to save him. He gets saved. The say a few prayers as the woman touches the man's heart, asking for blessings. They decide try foraging. But its still summer and its very hot, so they're sweating. They find some fruits instead, as they were about to take a bite, they saw a stray cat, so they fed the cat instead. They found the Ring from LOTR and declared themselves King and Queen.

/jk But I like my dumb interpretation of it tho. 😁

You heard your home phone ring, so you beat a penguin to death with a cricket bat

Damn, even tighter than the original

Isn't that the thing where you tell a story using like 5-6 words?

Something like: On sale, baby shoes, never worn.

And then there's like 10 different interpretations from a misscarriage, to abortion, to maybe even someone murdered the baby.

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