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Anon isn't fooled by planes (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

But that's only because of the spell that the ancient Wizard Archimedes cast in the elder days. Archimedes didn't discover his principle, he molded reality to follow his rule.