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I'm gonna respect to 1/1/1/1/1 fighter/fighter/fighter/fighter/fighter so I can action surge 5 times in a round.
Your fighter is gonna be very disappointed when they find out which level they get action surge at
Didn't say they were good at math
Unfortunately the DMG says that if a character somehow acquires the same feature more than once, only one counts.
The joke's on you: thanks to min-maxing, the fighter can't count in the first place!
"That's great news! That means all your actions and damage don't count!" - The DM
"Yeah, but neither does the damage I take!" *proceeds to do nothing but play on his phone for the session* - The Hypothetical Fighter I Now Hate
Also, you have an incredibly appropriate username for this conversation. Have you taken steps along the Path of the Muscle Wizard?
(Swipe typing autocorrect turned "steps" into "steroids" three times in a row. I think my phone is becoming sentient.)
No steroids, only muscle magic 💪🧙🤜