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Everything except for harming capital, ok? Now go kill each other.
Huge companies would import stuff by the planeloads to avoid tariffs/duties
Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.
The smarter ones would be vacationing in a different country, or on open seas on their yachts
I imagine there would be a group of people in each company with special contracts for hazard pay to work on purge day.
Just regular pay, but with the promise of a Friday pizza party.
CEOs would be in Europe.
Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.
Realistically, doesn't randomly killing people harm capital, in so much as it would mean they must have more staff to cover the work of an unknown number of murdered employees afterwards, lose money spent training anyone that gets killed, and have a slightly smaller workforce available that also is more proficient at violence?
In theory yes, less employees means the value of labor goes up because of demand. This is what happened after the Black Death in Europe.
Of course nothing will stop the ruling class from fuckery.
Defund and criminalize reproductive education and healthcare to get that birth rate up and destroy families (can't have desperate wrecked homes to make the army and overtime look good if too many people are allowed to choose skills and non-breeding family roles.) to get back to an extortibly unweildy population glut. easy peasy. Goes great with that scapegoating.
This has been A Modest Proposal.(/s.. aka that fuckery..)
Let's go, Luigi!