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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I haven't smoked in 15 years, and I could start again tomorrow. I love smoking and still miss it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thats a good streak, dude. Keep going :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yah, remembering the feeling of being knifed in the chest still keeps me from going back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Have you tried smoking cigarettes instead of knives?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I quit smoking cold turkey almost 10 years ago. I promised myself I can start smoking again when The Fall happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

That's good! The nitrites in cold turkey are probably super bad for your lungs.

I'll see myself out....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

4 years free myself!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Well done, I know that feeling even though I'm only on my 2nd year without cigarettes after smoking for 30 years.