this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, oop, they think you’re hitting on them. I can’t blame them.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Hey, why didn't you accept my friend request? Is it because you're young, attractive and single? I'm like totally not hitting on you, but is it because you're single?*

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

It's because you're single isn't it!?