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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon studies human behavior (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, oop, they think you’re hitting on them. I can’t blame them.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Hey, why didn't you accept my friend request? Is it because you're young, attractive and single? I'm like totally not hitting on you, but is it because you're single?*

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's because you're single isn't it!?