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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Im totally going to egg some random guys house in the suburbs because of this news article, no wait eggs and beer… fine I’ll just get a forty ounce and the eggs