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I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.
“Tried”? She missed somehow?
The fridge was a low-rider.
I hate it when the ice bounces back.
She was stopped.
With a saving throw?