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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don't have to justify shit to you. I'm sorry you've disillusioned yourself that somehow I'm the enemy because of your inability to buy a house.

Your hatred and ignorance makes you no better than any other prejudiced hate group. You know nothing about me, but you think it's okay for people hurt me and my well-being because you already determined I'm some sort of "enemy". Hell, it's how most monsters morally justify committing heinous and even monsterous acts against others that they perceived different to them...or against them.

Get help dude. Not sure where you fucked up in life that you think your behavior is acceptable, but seriously mate, you should see someone about it. It's not healthy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think people renting to a handful of people are doing a service for those who need temporary housing.

I also think anyone who rents to more than 30 tenants should be forced to sell some of their properties.

Idk where you fall on that scale.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I have one house lol. And we kept it because I want to pass it on to family. These guys are just trolls.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't have to justify shit to you

Clearly you think you do, given your paragraphs of unread whinging, you leech. Try to pass your guilt of being a shitty leech in society to me all you want, being a "bigot" isn't possible against leeches like you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Keep being salty. I'm sorry mate, your inability to get ahead isn't my problem, but maybe it's just easier to convince yourself that your just a victim instead of being an unsuccessful bigoted little troll. This is a 'you' problem. I have zero guilt. Literally zero about owning property. If you need to call me a leech to make yourself feel better about being a complete fuck up, have at it. Hope it helps you feel better about yourself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

your inability to get ahead isn't my problem

It doesn't exist at all, making assumptions to look stupid again bruh

I have zero guilt

Liaaarrrrrr lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whatever you have to tell yourself mate. Trolls gonna troll I guess.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I'm gonna keep calling you a shitty leech if you keep trynna defend your pathetic ass, it's pretty simple

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 days ago

Lmao get a load of "people calling landlords leeches so they must be bigots" McGee over here.

Landlords will be the first to go. Scum.