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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon finally gets a gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is not a real interaction. Dude is basically saying "hey guys, imagine if I got a girlfriend, and she found out im a 4chan shirposter... that'd be sweet... no wait I did get a girlfriend... Envy me nerds!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, so it's fake?

Damn, that's so gay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to Green texts

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing gets past you