this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 188 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Take the opportunity to grow up and leave a bad habit behind. Then find a new girlfriend who will respect your boundaries and won’t fuck with your computer.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

No one gets my password, I'll create a separate account for you.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is Lemmy, you find that anon and tell them they need to be using GNU/Linux!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll be too busy deleting bloat from your Arch installation to have time for a girlfriend. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

or time for shitposting, so yet another problem solved!

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