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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Quoting, with some degree of irony, John Waters:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I took it one step further and put a copy of The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand on my bookshelf and if you don’t ask me why the fuck I own that book when you see it then you aren’t getting laid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just be careful, that's like installing a claymore in your own home, date-wise 😆

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I encourage all other men to adopt this strategy so there are more cuties to go around for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Meh, I’m into nerdy people, it’s been a 100% home run streak as far as that bit if kindling is concerned. Highly recommend.