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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Southpark did it best. The entire internet collapsed. After getting it back up again, they go to an old dude at a remote farm that sent the first information through the new internet. They ask him what he did, he says "sent a email to a friend". "What specifically?" "Showed him my dick, called him a fag"