The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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Southpark did it best. The entire internet collapsed. After getting it back up again, they go to an old dude at a remote farm that sent the first information through the new internet. They ask him what he did, he says "sent a email to a friend". "What specifically?" "Showed him my dick, called him a fag"
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.
So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I've seen his absurdist posts before?
I think there is/was a whole sub on Reddit dedicated to him as well. Sone of his posts are genuinely funny, they had to create a new sub because many people were taking the bait and posting his stuff on r/LinkedInlunatics when in effect, he is satirizing those very people.
His user name, was Ken M before though the profile image similar.
Yeah, I remember the first time I saw a screenshot of one of his posts. I took it literally, but then the thread pointed out that it was satire. The best satire is believable. That's what makes it great.
Yes. He's basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.
Ok, thanks for confirming. He's pretty good.
That's an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.
tbf he is right. Who wouldn't want to do the puzzle?! lol
I love puzzles, but I'd hard pass on a puzzle of my boss's junk.
Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)
Good call. I'll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.
If you can, ask him for a close-up. Not for you, of course.
Ken C is like LinkedIn's Ken M.
The only account on LinkedIn worth following.
How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?
I don't know but increase that number by one.
A very small number one.
Magnificent shitpost.
Might try this. Shouldn't take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.
yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too
Satire is one of life's greatest pleasures!
#OpenToWork
I shouldn't have read this at work. I'm losing my shit trying not to laugh out loud.
Fkn amazing
She obviously wasn't hired for her puzzlin' skills.
You can write dick on linkedin
maybe you can.
i’m a professional.
A professional dick writer?
🤞
How did you get that knowledge?
mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can't find any reason to do so in future either.
I don't want to see his dick... but I would still do that puzzle.