Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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thats food forethought.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~~Sometimes when I'm feeling drained and realize i haven't eaten all day I'll eat a meal before making a big decision.~~

~~That food be for thought.~~

Edit: Meh. Wasn't different enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's ok. Sometimes when I'm hosting sexually promiscous nymphos and have dinner all laid out, I gatekeep the meal jealously.

That food be for the thots.