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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] HugeNerd 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If there was a god, the "chosen people" wouldn't need an Iron Dome, just clasped hands, and they certainly wouldn't need hospitals paid on the American dime.

The loudest proponents of faith always need some kind of non-faith based material resource, strangely enough.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

"God demands that you give me all your money and work slavishly under me..for reasons!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

certainly no death note that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

But there's the CIA heart attack pistol from the 70s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or maybe there is one and it just really fucking hates us, but we'll likely never know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I think, if so, we'll know soon enough.