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Anon has been bullied (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, that's the antenna to watch TV for the TV watching license.

I have heard that they recently passed a bill for having a toaster license you have to use to use your own damn toaster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard about the TV Watching License from my boyfriend the other day. I honestly thought he was joking, what a way to find out he wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Same with me. Literally I thought it was a joke. Although, I AM joking about the toaster license. It's a refrence to a clip from the 2012 libertarian presidential debate (if you did not know, of course).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcllE7fx8-I

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Oh I'm aware the lulz generated by Libertarians