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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Somewhere in there there's a step "come up with the most sociopathic business plan possible."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You know how you have to pay extra to have insurance to pay to take care of your mouth bones and your face balls? Well, what if we did that but with all the bones and stuff? Like, why are your foot bones included in the same insurance that pays for you to have knee bones or neck giblets? Why not do all the bones and stuff a la cart? And then maybe skin can be a premium add-on. We could charge separate for the red goo that's all on the inside everywhere, and then it's like a subscription model for having parts. We can sell it like "don't pay for the parts you don't have," and people will think that they are saving money because each part costs less than the whole, but paying for everything costs more.

-some Health Insurance board member somewhere, probably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

“I was thinking about that phrase ‘free as the air’ and thought ‘what if it wasn’t?’”