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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Jon Arbuckle dances to the lyric "I'll either live or die alone".

Against the Kitchen Floor

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Actually, Jon scores 2 by the time The Survey is conducted.

Link is NSFL. Seriously.

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