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[–] texture@lemmy.world 53 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 points 4 hours ago

Considering the rest of their lifestyle, there's very little chance that they were masturbating a sensible amount. A period of abstinence is a great way to normalize their masturbation habits.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

You can do it too much. Had an ex fuck up his nerve endings with deathgrip bad enough he couldn't get off in me. Nobody's had trouble before or after so.

¯ \_(ツ)_/¯

but the solution is just do it less and grip less hard.

I also find that while we haven't got to needing to schedule sex yet, hubs and I do have to coordinate when we masturbate to get the best odds of mutual orgasm. His sweet spot seems to be 24-36h. Mine is technically as long as possible but if I try to wait more than a week I start having really surreal wet dreams about lizard people and people I haven't met in over a decade and it resets my refractory period to sometime next millennia.