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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Following in smashmouth guy's footsteps, brave

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey now

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re an all-star

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Get your game on