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The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.
At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.
The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.
No no the real recipe is found buried in a list of court documents pertaining to the case.
Recipe is actually at the local courthouse, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. Beware of the leopard.
Ok but I got the sword hidden behind the shed at the start, so can I use that on the leopard or dies that game over you?
The real recipe were the friends we made a long the way.
The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button