Little practice and a decent hammer throw technique your average adult ought to be able to get higher than a six foot arc with 50lbs. Trick is to grab em by the ankles, looking them in the eye is incredibly distracting.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Or just solongeybowser them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I prefer The Trunchbull's Olympic hammer throw method:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Amazing. Just be sure not to aim for the bombs

[–] someguy3 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Elementary kids? 50-70 pounds. Oh wait we want kilos. With cheese.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

French children are typically the size of human children. This might be surprising from an US perspective.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

American obesity is a plague spreading here to Canada too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They are full of hot air like all Frensh people...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's from the Baguettes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can't lift your child?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

You're telling me you can lift a 50 pound child over your head and toss them? Multiple times a week?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I can lift a 50 pound weight over my head, multiple times in a row. I'm not sure how these parents are actually doing it, I assume the kids climb over, and the parents aren't actually yeeting them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Frère ou sœur, est-ce que tu soulèves au moins?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well I ain't deadlifting toddlers