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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Preach. They are doing shit like pasting ads on top of the pitcher's mound during baseball games and playing commercials on gasoline pump screens. It's pathological.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t like sports that much but I bet I could sit through a game if there weren’t fucking ads for shit I don’t want everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have you tried letting them track everything you do for ~~targeted~~ personalized ads that will absolutely nail what you want? /s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s the neat part: They just assume if you’re watching sports you like beer, trucks, and dick pills

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Are you really going to sit there and try to tell me that Patrick Mahomes eating wings doesn't make you want to immediately drop what you're doing and go to wing stop!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They should personalize ads to my bank account balance

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I enjoy watching sports but the ads and greed greatly diminish the experience. NFL is probably the worst of the worst.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Most gas pumps have a button you can press to mute the obnoxious ads. Usually second down on the right.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It varies. At one place I used to go to, you could mute them. But they disabled the mute button, so I stopped going there.

At a different place, I accidentally went into an admin menu (by pressing several buttons at once) and that made me nervous, so I stopped screwing with the buttons. While it's very tempting to try and hack them, everything is on CCTV now. It's probably a crime here in the United States of Corporatism.

Fortunately there are still gas stations close to my job where I can fuel the vehicle in relative peace. I'd rather give those places my business.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need to sort which ones by me don't have ads. It's the jarring audio at 5:30 am when I haven't had coffee yet that just sours my mood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Please don't make this a thing in Canada please don't make this a thing in Canada please don't make this a thing in Canada please don't

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I was visiting Seattle at a tram stop, I could hear an ad from a gas pump going off from halfway across the street... obnoxious af.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, you have ads where now?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I’ve been trying every button on the pumps I’ve been to and none of them work. I think advertisers are onto us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yet another reason to ditch the car, my bike doesn't fucking shout advertisements at me.