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You are selling CR7 short. Some of Cristiano's performances in knockout rounds of CLs in threepeat are stuff of almost unattainable legend. If Haaland can come close to that, hats truly off. But I doubt that he will.
Judesatz Bellinghamderach, the Lisan Al'Gaib. The one that will transform the deserts into gardens. The God Emperor.
He will bring balance to the force
But what about Peace, Justice, Freedom and Security to the new Empire?
Or the world series of poker
I presume the poker subroutine is in the next OS patch the programmers will download into him
"Jude, could I just?"
"Na mate"
"...ok then"
Haaland has also neglected to bring peace to the Middle East, causing thousands of deaths!
It's destiny. Our fate has been sealed. The gods look at Bellingham as one of their own. There will be no more climate change. Peace and prosperity will befall humanity.
With every tap-ins, comes blessing upon humanity.
You mean those goals that count towards the scoreline?
Came down to a crap shoot so you can argue that England can win a Major Trophy. They could have won World Cup too. That game against France was neck and neck.
Slacker, why did he not win the world cup?
Or the world series of poker
I presume the poker subroutine is in the next OS patch the programmers will download into him
Haaland has also neglected to bring peace to the Middle East, causing thousands of deaths!
Sandbagged
To win it you have to get to the final first, and we did that once. Southgate was the manager
English media watching the hype train take off, while sharpening their knives for if he doesn't single handedly win England a tournament
tbf Bellingham winning England something while the team is being sandbagged and handicapped by Southgate would be a legit achievement
True, before southgate we were such a great team.
just because before 'x' there was 'y' doesn't mean 'x' ain't 'x' lol
I think he means England arent being sandbagged they are just dogshit
he can't be serious then because the current side is pretty fucking good imo and I'm not even english
Good enough to win a game or two after the group stage sure
I mean we would’ve literally won the last Euros if we weren’t being sandbagged by Southgate…
Came down to a crap shoot so you can argue that England can win a Major Trophy. They could have won World Cup too. That game against France was neck and neck.
Sandbagged
curious which national sides you rank above them? in terms of squad talent
Scotland
i recently watched the Beckham docu on Netflix. it will be interesting how Bellingham does in the next tournament. similat age and similar "chosen one) status as Beckham in '98
It's nothing to do with English hype. There was German media, then Spanish media, and now world media talking about him
If you read my comment you’ll notice I actually said English media were ‘watching the hype train take off’.
New theory, Bellingham is Azor Ahai
The Dragon Reborn!?
Confirmed, Vincent Tan is bringing back the red and black and signing Bellingham to Cardiff City.
R+L=JB
Nah he’s Joseph Smith
I'll there be cake?
In b4 Southgate plays him as RB
Flashback time when I play FIFA Player Career mode and I play as a Striker and for some reason my coach always puts me to RB for the last 15 minutes of the game when we need a goal.
I hate that there is even a chance of this happening, knowing Southgate
"Boss, only half the team are right backs!"
"Hold my waistcoat."
You say that as if Arteta hasn't also been rogue with Partey as a RB this season
As if Bellingham wouldn’t be world class in every outfield position.
Ju D. Bellingham
Please stop man. I been getting spam feed about the promise land since last weekend.
Southgate: Nobody tell him
Deliver us!