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She speaks from the fart (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always blame mine on the cat.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I blame mine on the hamsters.

I had to gradually buy about 95 to make it seem plausible but I got there in the end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The great thing that 95 hamsters and farting so much that you need 95 hamsters have in common is that visitors already know exactly what they're in for based on the smell.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I actually only needed the volumetric farts of about 15 hamsters.

However, I thought it's not realistic to have them all fart at the same time, so I kept buying more.

Eventually it was a big enough group that it seemed more statistically plausible that 15 of them farted in unison.

I feed them beer and cheese and beans to increase the hypothetical flatulence interval of each hamster.

Also I have found, adding "I don't know, maybe something startled them and some of them... Went off" helps. I could buy a few more hamsters instead, but times are hard.