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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Granted. You wake up in the morning and as you pass the mirror on your way to the kitchen, you notice your face is covered in freckles.

With a huge, satisfied smile on your face you open the fridge and grab a bottle of milk. You pour yourself a glass.

That's when you notice out of the corner of your eye that the walls have little brown dots on them. The furniture is covered in little dots, and so are the kitchen counter, the lamps, your mugs.

As you pick up your glass in confusion, you notice little brown particles floating in your milk.

What have you done?