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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Granted. You wake up in the morning and as you pass the mirror on your way to the kitchen, you notice your face is covered in freckles.

With a huge, satisfied smile on your face you open the fridge and grab a bottle of milk. You pour yourself a glass.

That's when you notice out of the corner of your eye that the walls have little brown dots on them. The furniture is covered in little dots, and so are the kitchen counter, the lamps, your mugs.

As you pick up your glass in confusion, you notice little brown particles floating in your milk.

What have you done?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Done, all other wars are put on hold until the spotted are eliminated.

[–] AdminWorker 5 points 1 year ago

Done, and now there is no longer "white people" it is only " so freckled they are basically "colored" and the super rich whites.

Also skin cancer is easily commicable and indistinguishable from frecle infections

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Granted, but freckles are now fatal too