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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

unironically calls people wagies

Sounds pretty beta to me

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Believes in the whole "alpha-beta" shtick.

So definitely a "beta".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

True alphas like me know it's all bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: in nature, alphas are parents and betas are their children. Omegas are grannies.

So if you live in mum's basement, you're definitely a beta

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Are sigmas the weird uncle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unironically ironically calls people beta

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As in wage slave or something?

[–] Amends1782 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

4mies are frequently known for being complete fucking idiots.

[–] Amends1782 2 points 1 year ago

Its a 4chan term lol for what is really a normal person with a job. The opposite being a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training) which is considered a positive thing there :p