this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Granted. You now experience the death and loss of every relationship that would succeed or fail in your life. All relationships end, even successful ones, and you get to experience every ending, with every potential partner you ever meet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Wow that is actually one of the scariest things I've read

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That was exactly my thought :)