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Anti-elf hours (media.kbin.social)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How do we know elves won't refine gunpowder weaponry first in their quest for ever greater ranges and precision? Maybe precisely engineered gyro stabilized rocket propelled 'arrows' is the path elves take, vs the humans big boom slow heavy artillery?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gunpowder is dirty and requires mining, which would mean talking to dwarves

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe sugar rockets then?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sugar dust is VERY combustible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sugar refining is grody

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe precisely engineered gyro stabilized rocket propelled 'arrows' is the path elves take

That sounds more like a gnome thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Kobolds would invent the Hwatcha to counter this