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Anti-elf hours (media.kbin.social)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How do we know elves won't refine gunpowder weaponry first in their quest for ever greater ranges and precision? Maybe precisely engineered gyro stabilized rocket propelled 'arrows' is the path elves take, vs the humans big boom slow heavy artillery?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gunpowder is dirty and requires mining, which would mean talking to dwarves

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe sugar rockets then?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Sugar dust is VERY combustible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sugar refining is grody

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe precisely engineered gyro stabilized rocket propelled 'arrows' is the path elves take

That sounds more like a gnome thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Kobolds would invent the Hwatcha to counter this